COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]


44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

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how do i get over someone who i never dated

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the fbi will never catch me


(Source: loganlerms, via perks-of-being-chinese)


why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

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i hate crying myself to sleep because you are not worth any tear i spend

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She was purring like crazy

Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.

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imagine life without copy paste

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